The things

You know you’re not a kid anymore when:

1. You know that $20 is not a fortune.

2. That same $20 has more important uses than buying candy.

3. One sandwich is never enough.

4. You love to go to bed early and sleep in.

5. You see one of those, “on this date in 1982…” things and remember something you did on that date.

6. You have learned that the machine in the washroom is not selling balloons for $2.

7. Your friends have kids. And grandkids.

8. You come across a kid doesn’t know who Bo and Luke Duke are, you ask where they have been living the past 5 years.

9. The playmate of the month is 23 and you are older than her.

10. The “big” slide at the playground is now at eye level.

11. Your parents say funny jokes.

12. Your best friend is not doing anything illegal by dating someone half their age.

13. The price of gas matters.

14. You care about your pension plan.

15. You sink your teeth into a steak and end up with 3 less teeth.

16. When you turn off the light, you are thinking about the power bill rather than other things.

17. You have children... who are technically adults.

18. The only reason you upgraded to satellite TV was because cable didn’t have the weather network or the biography channel.

19. Drinking is no longer as exciting as it was when you were underage.

20. Speed limits are now laws rather than guidelines.

21. You can drive standard.

Thanks for reading, have a nice day.

Fan Input! Hey guys, the page is up to 4,200 likes as of this writing and I think it's time to put in some things that fans have written. Here's 2:

"When you would rather go to bed at 6AM than get up at 6AM....."

and

"you dont buy the cereal for the prizes. you buy them for the fiber content."

Thanks for the input.